my parents are seriously so checked out all the time and they’re not even going to realize how checked out they are until I’m gone in a week 

madboner:

"WHAT DO WE WANT"

"CUTE CLOTHES"

"WHEN DO WE WANT THEM"

maybe in like a year or two when im hotter and skinnier so i can look good in them

dntdodrugs:

redwhiteandjacked:

If you’re a guy.

And you call a woman a “bitch” in public.

And I hear you do it.

You’re gonna have a bad time. 

This is so honorable dude I bet you get your dick sucked after every time you come to the rescue